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The New Yorker on 2017-12-02 00:12

Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him

Andy Borowitz jokes that Mike Pence asked Jesus to rapture him in advance of a potential indictment from the special counsel Robert Mueller.

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