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Ddailycal.org on 2018-02-28 10:47

Clog report: FSM Cafe’s espresso machine breaks, hysteria ensues

When Clog reporters tried to interview hysterical students, they merely pointed in the direction of FSM Cafe and began sobbing uncontrollably again.

Joyce Cam

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