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News in Brief: Breaking: Flight Attendant Currently Attempting To Pass Cup Of Cranberry Juice Over Your Laptop The Onion
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Mothershould: The Seven Male Role Models Every Child Needs For A Healthy Upbringing The Onion
News in Brief: Toyota Recalls 1993 Camry Due To Fact That Owners Really Should Have Bought Something New By Now The Onion
Infographic: Pros And Cons Of Raising The Minimum Wage The Onion
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News in Brief: Vilsack Stays Up All Night With Sick Corn Plant The Onion
American Voices: Study: Kids Perform Better When Schools Ban Cell Phones The Onion

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